Thursday 8 March 2012

26 Sep

Fuckers at Hobbiton Town Council have been round to give me an ASBO, if I don't move the thousands of cans of Stella from outside the hobbit hole by tomorrow, they'll move 'em for me! I turned round and said, Bilbo's 111 this weekend and I said where I am going to stick this booze in the meantime?

Frodo yeah

22 Sep

That Bilbo's just come back in. Got some swag with him, I turned round and said to him, what's that la! and then he got all narky. I'm sayin' nothin' Nearly decked me cos Cash4YourGold was on the box.