That Bilbo's just come back in. Got some swag with him, I turned round and said to him, what's that la! and then he got all narky. I'm sayin' nothin' Nearly decked me cos Cash4YourGold was on the box.
I was watching Friends, and Bilbo's just said get down the off licence will ya, Why? It's me birthday next week, not that you'd give a shit. Get 1000 cans of stella, 2000 cans of fosters, 90 packs of pringles and some chasers, you never do anything round this hobbit hole, there's still dishes from the last time Gandalf was down. Uncles can be such pricks!
25 Sep: Loretta Sacksville mong has just been round, she said Gandalf's got an ASBO! lettin' fireworks off in Bree, he fell off his horse and the fireworks all came off the back and flew out towards the Prancin' Pony pub, the dozy bint. He'd better not cock up my hobbit hole wid 'em innit.
24 Sep
ReplyDeleteI was watching Friends, and Bilbo's just said get down the off licence will ya, Why? It's me birthday next week, not that you'd give a shit. Get 1000 cans of stella, 2000 cans of fosters, 90 packs of pringles and some chasers, you never do anything round this hobbit hole, there's still dishes from the last time Gandalf was down. Uncles can be such pricks!
25 Sep: Loretta Sacksville mong has just been round, she said Gandalf's got an ASBO! lettin' fireworks off in Bree, he fell off his horse and the fireworks all came off the back and flew out towards the Prancin' Pony pub, the dozy bint. He'd better not cock up my hobbit hole wid 'em innit.
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